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Tuesday, April 1, 2008/ 6:00 PM if you're bored,stressed out,delusional,deranged or just weird. THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR. 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you 2. Push buttons and pretend they shock you 3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people and then push the wrong ones 4. Call the psychic hotline on your cellphone and ask if they know what floor your on 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say "Hi Greg! How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until some one picks it up and then scream "THAT'S MINE!" 7. Pretend you're a flight attendant and go over the emergency procedures and exits with the other people 8. Stand really close to someone sniffing them occasionally 9. When the doors close announce to the other people "It's ok! Don't panic! They will open again" 10. Call out group hug and then enforce it 11. Crack open your briefcase or purse and while looking inside ask "Got enough air in there?" 12. Stand silently in the corner facing the wall without getting off 13. Stare at another person for a while and then announce in horror "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly 14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people 15. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope 16. Stare grinning at another person for a while and then say "I have new sockson" :rofl: 17. Draw a square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the other passengers "This is MY personal space" 18. Lay down a twister mat and ask other people if they want to play 19. Swat at flies that don't exist 20. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead muttering "Shut up all ofyou... just shut up! 21. Bring a camera and take pictures of you and everyone else on the elevator 22. Pretend you're listening to music on a headset and start dancing like crazy 23. Ask "Did you feel that?" 24. Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button 25. Leave a box in the corner and when people get on ask if they hear ticking. have loads of fun people! |
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